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Hi! My name is Marty, or Spock! I use he/they and am based in America's eastern side, and my favorite colors are red and blue(look around!). Just below here, you can see my likes(of many different categories), dislikes, hobbies, and general interests! Have fun!
Ranting & raving. Once you get me started on something, you'll think I'm just an expert on stalling.
70s-80s Cars. Lincoln Continental Mark IV, second/third gen Pontiac Firebird Trans Am, Chevorlet Celebrity, Cadillac Fleetwood, Oldsmobile, Jaguar...
Big cats. When I visited the Natural History Smithsonian, I couldn't keep my eyes off of the black panther. They are so cool looking, alongside lions, jaguars, mountain lions and leopards.
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Whistling. It drives me mad- and it's NOT just because I can't do it!
Heartbeats. Whenever these show up in movies, I have to cover my ears or scratch them to distract myself. It's also why I don't do track.
Whispering. Its almost the same as the whistling, but at least with whispering you can get it right sometimes. If the room is completely quiet, just pass notes. I can hear you just as well as if you were talking normally, dude.
Sports. I like to watch hockey if it's cold out and a nice night, and playing no-rules baseball with my friends, but anything else I don't have a lot of interest in.
Rollerskating. I can't do a lot of cool stuff, or go very fast, but I love to rollerskate. Rollerblading I haven't tried yet.
Lawn Mowing. If there's one thing I like about summer, it's mowing the lawn and jumping in the pool every 10 minutes. If I'm in an extra good mood, I'll mow the neighbor's lawn for free. It's just that fun!
Remembering. No matter what the topic of the conversation is, I can always find a way to bring it to "remember when" and list something that happened years agi. I'm not one of those people who remember everything they ever did and when, but I remember 90% of what I do and the date that 90% happened. It's not like I can use that for tests, though.
Link Surfing. Link surfing is "the process of starting on one article on a website and clicking on various hyperlinks to eventually finish on a different (pre-determined) article". It's the absolute best thing to do when you need to look busy, ever. Read about the types of link surfing here!
Conspiracy Theories. Dale Gribble is my favorite character in King of the Hill, and he is a conspiracy nut. I find conspiracies extremely interesting, and sometimes pretty funny, like chemtrails. A huge list of fairly common ones can be read here!
TV (no particular order)
Saturday Night Live.
Second City Television.
The Kids in the Hall.
Beavis and Butt-Head.
King of the Hill.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Xavier Renegade Angel.
The Eltingville Club.
MOVIES (no particular order)
Little Shop of Horrors.
Fletch.
Follow That Bird!.
The Blues Brothers.
First Blood.
Evil Dead II.
Spaceballs.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
Meatballs.
Caddyshack.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
American Pyscho.
Saturday Night.
Doom (1993). An absolute classic, and easily one of the most fun FPS games I've played. I can't say much that hasn't been said before, but the level design, the music the creepy ambience and the atmosphere of arriving in Hell for the first time are all fantastic.
Duke Nukem 3D. I honestly have too much to say about DN, but I'll try to trim it down here. Apart from DNForever which is cursed and I hate it, Duke has always treated women well, he doesn't take advantage of women or see them as objects, he's just a manwhore and that's no crime. Anyone who calls DN misogynistic hasn't played the game/s. Duke literally saves the world because aliens were messing with all the women. He's a very endearing and badass character.
Dusk. Another FPS. The movement takes some getting used to, but all the weapons are so fun to tool around with. The bosses have awesome designs, I love Intoxigator the most. AND the soundtrack, alongside the other FPS games here, is so insanely good. It's a fantastic sound of classic death metal for being a 2018 game.
Postal 2. This game doesn't care about anything and I love it! The main moral dilemma of this game is whether you should pee on someone before or after you kill them. One qualm I have about it is that with such big labyrinth like maps, it should have been more interactive. Maybe like an option to have stupid conversations with npcs, because sections like the church and uncle's hideout felt so lackluster because there was nothing to do besides walking to point A to point B and sometimes shooting people along the way.
Deadly Premonition. It's easy to tell this game was a Twin Peaks last-minute reskin to avoid copywright, but it's still pretty enjoyable. One of the bosses are very annoying to deal with and do make me mad, but that isn't going to stop me from saying I like it a LOT. I really want to play it on console, though, because keyboard and mouse on Steam is so crazily janky.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. This really isn't a game for ME to be talking about, but rather my friend Steve, who got me into this game (and the franchise by extension). I really like the humor in this, especially anything with Ocelot. I also like how Snake isn't good with women - it's very realistic.
Beta Minecraft. I like 1.7.3 the most, and have only recently started using the Better Than Adventure mod. It really takes me back to being with my uncle playing minecraft on his XBOX and thinking it was the coolest thing ever.
Fat Dude Simulator. Be a fat dude running in a forest, and either get killed by a zombie creature or kick it to death. What more could you hope for in a game? It goes on sale very frequently on Steam, so get it while it's a few cents cheaper.
Pinball. There are way too many to list, but my absolute favorite tables are Fish Tales, Ghostbusters, and Attack/Revenge From Mars. It's very cool how Revenge From Mars frankensteins elements of pinball with a cabinet screen. I also love Midway's Pinball Circus, it puts typically horizontal pinball into a vertical format.
Cabinet Games. I am very fond of the Police Trainer and Area 51 shooters, but I am even more fond of good old Frogger.
Midway's Thunder series. As a series of racing simulation games, they can get pretty frustrating! I like Hydro Thunder the most, but I have also played Offroad Thunder, and the other three games through emulation. My personal best on Hydro is 1:46:01 on Greek Isles, which is also my favorite area in the game, even if it's easy.
Minesweeper. It is a very fun thinking game that does sometimes get you stuck with a 50/50 of hitting a mine. Play it here!
Supertramp.
Alan Parsons Project.
STYX. Sometimes the band name gets captialised, sometimes it doesn't. I like to captialise it, though, because they deserve the sense of importance.
Genesis. "Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel should collab".
The Police. Even though my dad tried getting me into these guys before, it was really my friend Steve who convinced me to listen to them.
Flo & Eddie.
Electric Light Orchestra.
Huey Lewis & the News. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should!
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